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baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
Anonymous said: Why do lesbians suck at cooking?
Because they prefer eating out
i dont care what you say there is nothing more stressful than wanting to have a conversation with someone but having absolutely NOTHING to say
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
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